In the continuing saga of Things I Never Thought I’d Hear Myself Say, I offer you my latest adventures.
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Me: Son, why do you have a pie server in your bedroom?
SmallFry: I needed it to unscrew the back of the Geo-Genius.
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Me: Son, do you intend to have your math book upside down?
SmallFry: I can read upside down.
Me: Well, do you math then.
Moral of the Day: Some battles are not worth fighting.
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Me: Why is there a Dalek in that basket?
Princess Buttercup: He needed somewhere to sleep.
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And in further Dalek adventures.
Son: EX-TER-MI-NATE, EX-TER-MI-NATE, EX-TER-MI-NATE…
Me: Son, why are you trying to Exterminate your sister?
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As we were leaving our car for Bible class
Me: Son, leave the whistle in the Jeep.
Son: It’s not a whistle, it is a survival kit.
Me: I am pretty sure you won’t need a survival kit in Bible class.