In the continuing saga of Things I Never Thought I’d Hear Myself Say, I offer you my latest adventures.

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Me: Son, why do you have a pie server in your bedroom?

SmallFry: I needed it to unscrew the back of the Geo-Genius.

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Me: Son, do you intend to have your math book upside down?

SmallFry: I can read upside down.

Me: Well, do you math then.

Moral of the Day: Some battles are not worth fighting.

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Me: Why is there a Dalek in that basket?

Princess Buttercup: He needed somewhere to sleep.

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And in further Dalek adventures.

Son: EX-TER-MI-NATE, EX-TER-MI-NATE, EX-TER-MI-NATE…

Me: Son, why are you trying to Exterminate your sister?

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As we were leaving our car for Bible class

Me: Son, leave the whistle in the Jeep.

Son: It’s not a whistle, it is a survival kit.

Me: I am pretty sure you won’t need a survival kit in Bible class.

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